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Alarming

Alarming
I read something the other day which sounded like a good piece of advice. Every day, write down something good that happened to you that day, or that you did for someone else, and put it in a jar. At the end of the year you can take them out and remember all the good things that happened during the year. I suppose I do a similar kind of thing with the blog, though not every day. Maybe I well keep a jar, or a diary, and jot things down once per week and see what I have at the end of the year. If I remember to do it.

Alarming
Yialos on New Year’s Eve

Which reminds me, I must go and buy a diary. I was going to get myself one before Christmas but then thought, ‘No, last year I bought one in Prague and then received four for Christmas, so I will wait.’ Of course it was the one thing I was not presented with this year, so, next time I am in Yialos, I will see what’s available. I assume you are all set with yours and your Symi Dream calendar (see over there on the right).

Alarming
Waiting for waiter service

New Year’s Day, the feast day of Saint Vasilis (and his mother, Emmeleia and others), was observed on Symi with people having their own family days. There was a party at Georgio’s and some fun and games afterwards at the Sunrise Café. We were with the godboys and family for fun and feasting, games and mayhem as usual, and wandered home in the very chilly air around nine in the evening. Morning came far too quickly. We have this new alarm clock that I’ve not yet figured out. The time was set for 6.30, the usual time for getting up when not on holiday, but it only went off once, before Christmas, and then with the snooze set to repeat three times at five minute intervals. I fiddled with it the other day and got it working again – I’d plugged the mains cable into the earphone socket and the batteries were starting to wear down. Yesterday it went off at 6.30 with some music from a memory card we’d plugged into it and that was fine, except it wasn’t. I’d wanted to get up at 7.30 for a kind of half-day, but no, at 6.30 there we go with a few bars of a song, turned it off, five minutes later it’s back again, three times until it silenced and I went back to sleep. An hour later my other alarm, set on my tablet, started up with its Vienna Boys’ Choir singing me a Good Morning very cheerily and the cat wishing we would let him in, very loudly. After two repeats of that one, I gave in and leapt from my bed into the eight degrees of the bedroom.

Alarming
Business as usual

So, later today, I will find the alarm clock instructions and see how I make it work properly and prepare myself for ‘back to work’ time – 6.30, Monday to Friday. Even when you are self-employed, or especially when you are self-employed, a regular routine is the thing. It’s the only thing that keeps me on track; leaving it for later, with no boss wielding a big stick, is always a temptation. But no, from now onwards it’s back to 6.30, work, writing, blog, lunch, walk, writing and then chilling out (literally in our north-facing sitting room) for the evening. Let’s see how long I can keep that routine going.

Alarming
Outside office

Symi Dream anagrams (‘Is my dream’ included)

Symi Dream anagrams (‘Is my dream’ included)
We all have plans and hopes for the year ahead wherever we are: time for a change, new directions, new ideas, fresh starts, no more… promising to do this or that. All I know is that I plan to have a new novel out this year and a new book of travel stories and Symi anecdotes, all mixed together. Watch this space for developments.

Symi Dream anagrams ('Is my dream' included)
Carol singers on New year’s Eve

New Years’ Eve was spent at home with the godboys who were visiting with their mum for dinner and some TV, some merriment and a quick stand on a cold roof at midnight to see the… Well, it was a quiet one. A few church bells, a couple of flares in the harbour, a solitary dynamite, a lone firework from somewhere over towards Pedi. Economic issues probably had something to do with it. In New Years of the past there have certainly been more bangs and boobs [that was a typo I left in for you, it was meant to read ‘booms’] and whistles and ships’ horns blaring; there were no commercial ships in the harbour last night, no Symi I staying overnight as in the old days, nothing like that, so it was peaceful and clear (loads of stars) and a little on the chilly side. But, inside it was warm and friendly and everyone everywhere is looking forward to a better year than 2016 brought the world.

Symi Dream anagrams ('Is my dream' included)
Jack worn out after playing too much Lego game on Harry’s tablet)

Having said that…
Did you know that ‘President Trump’ is an anagram of “Red Mr Putin’s pet?”

It’s also an anagram of “Permitted Spurn”, so, as it’s clearly allowed, that’s what I am going to do, at least until the madness of the USA and the shambles that currently seems to be the UK start to get the better of the world. I’m not even sure if I can write ‘the UK’ anymore, maybe it should just be ‘the K’ as it doesn’t seem very united. Come to think of it, it’s not a kingdom either, it’s a queendom, so maybe we should just call it ‘the Q.’ And you can decide for yourself what that stands for.

Symi Dream anagrams ('Is my dream' included)
Hectic supermarket on New year’s Eve

Did you also know that ‘Theresa May’ is actually an anagram of ‘Smeary Hate’, ‘Ate my share’ and ‘Yea! Ms Hater’?

Well there you go; and there I’ve been and I aim not to return to the subject for a while at least. So, I will head off into 2017 with you, hoping that you will follow the simple rules of appreciating Symi Dream:

  1. Enjoy and share
  2. Ignore typos
  3. Tell everyone to buy the books (listed on the right >>)
  4. Click on the adverts if you want to help pay for the blog hosting.

(It doesn’t cost you anything, the random advertisers pay. I shouldn’t actually ask you, but as long as no-one is looking…)

Symi Dream anagrams ('Is my dream' included)
Habib copes with the rush, as he always does

I will leave you with a few choice anagrams of ‘Symi Dream’ to get your new week, year, diet, resolutions, off to a good start.

Symi Dream: Admires my… (blog posts?) Mad misery… (hope not) Die smarmy (probably will do, one day) May’s mired… (couldn’t resist that one) Is my dream… Re my maids… (been watching a lot of Downton Abbey since Christmas) and several others that are too rude to post here (as they all involved the word ‘rim’).

Symi Dream anagrams ('Is my dream' included)
A star shines over Symi

As you can see, I have a lot of time on my hands this morning but it is running out, so I must get on, get back to the routine and start finishing one of those promised books. Look out, this year, for ‘The Saddling’ (a kind of rural Gothic mystery/thriller – I do like to mix genres) and ‘Symi, Stuff & Nonsense’ (a selection of travel and Symi anecdotes).

Symi 2016

Symi 2016
Here we are at the end of another year. I always think that I will put up a summary of the past 12 months on my final blog post of the year but I can never remember everything that’s happened. But, here are a few of the things that have made 2016 memorable for me. (And some random images I’ve not used yet.)

Symi 2016
Symi view, most days

Obviously, the Brexit thing was a biggie and something I am totally against. I was against it from the start mainly because the advisory vote was swung by a tiny percentage of the population who were misled completely as to what it was all about. And I mean that on/by both sides. This only served to fuel my distrust of certain British newspapers which are the things, it seems, that are running (and ruining) the country. But enough said about that. The second major world disaster was the similar thing that happened in the USA – and I won’t go into other political disasters around the world; we can only watch on with horror as the fallout from all of that works itself out in the future.

Symi 2016
Village view, December

But, on a happier and more personal note: Neil and I decided to be married after 19 years. About time and many people thought we already were because we were ‘married ‘ at Machu Picchu back in 2007, but this will be a Greek civil partnership in September with a celebration to be held here on Symi. More details will follow once we have sorted out the legalities early in 2017. Along with that came the news that Neil is able to apply for an Irish passport, which is currently in the process of being administered; no final news on that yet. Next year will also see the 15th year anniversary of us living on Symi, another cause for celebration.

Symi 2016
Not sure I want to try this boat, even if it is free

During the year, we had family visits, from Neil’s brother, my nephew, my mum, and also from many friends both new and old. It’s always good to see returning visitors coming to the island to chill out, get their ‘Symi fix’ and help the island along in these difficult times. I went to Tilos for my ‘writing retreat’ and had a good time, wrote lots and ate lots. I was able to work hard on ‘The Saddling’ which should be out in a few months.

Symi 2016
A day at sea

That one follows on the heels of ‘Remotely‘ which is still doing well and has already gained several five star reviews on Amazon; all very rewarding and I’m just glad I got that story out there and that so many people seem to be enjoying it. I was also able to get some work started on ‘Symi, Stuff and Nonsense’ a new compilation of travel tales and ‘moving to Symi’ tales which should be out later in 2017. In other creative news, there’s still no news on ‘The Thirteenth’, the film that was filmed on Symi three years ago now. The final cut was achieved in the year and the production company are now trying to find a distributor to take it on and sell it. Maybe we will hear more during the year.

Symi 2016
No idea what he was up to

There were many other memorable days and times through the year: boat trips and evening excursions, long walks (not as many as in previous years), dinners with friends, trips to Rhodes for medical adventures and a trip with the cat, seeing people off at the airport, welcoming others. Hot days trying to keep cool and now cool days trying to keep warm, birthday parties and name days, singing sessions and new glasses, lunches and work, passing a scriptwriting course (with a distinction), Neil starting on his O Level (or whatever they are called in these modern days) and many other good times I have this moment forgotten but which will come back to me later and stay with me.

Symi 2016
Children on parade

And blogging, of course, trying to think of something interesting and vaguely Symi related to say each day even if it’s only to say that I’ve spent the day at the desk, which I do a lot of these days. I will attempt to keep that up as we go into 2017 and hope I won’t bore you too much with my random rambles. I shall, naturally, endeavour to keep you amused with my dreadful typos; my typing is getting so bad now that I have over 2,000 autocorrect words in my custom autocorrect thing so all I am really doing is thumping keys and hoping they fall into some kind of readable order.

Symi 2016
Symi is waiting for you – get booking!

So, on into 2017. Thank you for bearing with me and returning to the blog. Remember that if you want to support it you only need to buy a book or click one of the few adverts we have at the bottom of posts, spread the word about Symi to everyone and help us bring a few more visitors to the island to keep it all going. I will leave 2016, and you, with the one simple rule of life which, if we all stuck to, would ensure a peaceful and happy life for all: be nice.

Other things and books

Other things and books
Other events had been organised over the Christmas period: Double-feature at the Symi cinema (Mandeio’s cafe), an event for children in the town square with Santa and fairground rides, candyfloss and other fun and games, music from the church PA system, services, individual parties and feasts, and live music in various bars and tavernas. A lot goes on on this small island, it’s just a case of knowing where to look for it.

Other things and books
Back to work; our conscientious street cleaner doing a great job as usual

Today’s photos, by the way, were taken on Wednesday as we ventured out for the first time in days, and there’s one of Thursday’s morning view, to show you your weather update. It’s been raining a bit, which is good for the sterna and the farms, and the outlook is for cloud, wind, and some sunny days over the next couple of weeks, and a return to the colder temperatures we saw before Christmas, around six to nine degrees.

Other things and books
The village square is a bit empty at this time of year

As for gifts received, there are too many to mention but there’s one that necessitated me rushing to Amazon, card in hand, to find a new book: Learn to play the concertina. Neil gave me an Anglo, 20-key concertina to add to my collection of musical instruments I can almost get a note out of. (The home orchestra now consists of a piano, two clarinets (Bb), an alto sax, an oboe, two recorders, a Romanian recorder, a flute (which I still can’t get a note out of despite over 40 years of trying) and the new concertina.) Thing is, I have no idea how to play it except to know that when you want one note you press inwards, when you want another you pull outwards and you never press or pull without pressing at least one button.

Other things and books
Pedi bay from the lane

I downloaded a Kindle version of a book which has the basic fingering but a) it’s too small to see the details and b) my screen doesn’t stay lit for long enough for me to work out which is my left hand little finger key one – pull, and my right hand fourth finger – push; but it’s a start and I can now play the first few notes of a Christmas carol; ‘Once in Royal D-a-a-vid’s…’ I will have to wait for the book to find out Royal David’s what, and from then on I shall be annoying the neighbours for half an hour each day as I learn to push and pull my way through a selection of tunes for six-year-olds on a daily basis until I have the thing mastered. If anyone has any tips…

Other things and books
Sotiris supermarket restocked after the rush

And so, it’s back to the writing and ideas for a new book of travel tales, ‘Symi, Stuff and Nonsense’. Meanwhile, I have had feedback from one beta reader of ‘The Saddling’ and am awaiting feedback from the second reader. I’ve already had helpful comments like, ‘I didn’t see the point of this character.’ What?! He’s my favourite and he’s there to show… And all that. But there are comments too, such as, ‘wonderful descriptions of the landscape’ set against ‘I thought the descriptions of the landscape here slowed down the pace; it took nearly one page for this character to cross the bridge.’ So, it will be a case of sifting and considering, re-writing and refusing to rewrite as I go through the fifth draft next month.

Other things and books
Thursday morning’s view from the house

And so, with the rain now falling about the house (though it does feel warmer) and the last of the chocolates to get through in time for the diet (falls about laughing), the fridge to de-trifle and the cupboards to restock, I shall move on and consider writing another section for the new book so that I can get that first draft done before I start on draft five of the one before while jotting down notes (in one of my new notebooks) for yet another story to be told. Have a nice day!

In more detail…

In more detail…
With a little more time on my hands today (yesterday), I thought I should go into a bit more detail about a few things we did over the Christmas period. Not all the details however as reading about other people’s over-indulgence can be a bit of a bore so I will leave out some of the more extravagant moments and start with the simple joy of people coming together to have a good old sing.

In more detail…
Singing waiter

I put some photos up yesterday showing a few people at the kafeneion and I only have a couple more, but you should get the picture, as it were. This carol singing was arranged in order to raise money for the orphanage in Rhodes – I’ve not heard how much as yet but I hope it will make a difference. The function was due to start at 7.30 and we arrived at 7.45 to find the kafeneion nearly full. A keyboard was set up by one door, with space for the singer (Lena) and the flautist (Dawn) and a guitar (George) with Bob on keyboards. Chairs and tables were arranged around the room, families were there with their children, the mayor was there with his family, and the family who have the kafeneion were all there too, though they gave up their table when another couple arrived a little later. Everyone was accommodated and the singing got underway.

In more detail…
The band

I always find that there’s something a bit worrying about attending one of these things. I am not sure where it comes from but singing in public is not something I have ever really enjoyed. When I was in the church choir in my teens I used to stand by my brother and mime along as I wasn’t too confident about my voice. I only went to get paid. Actually no, I went because if I sang on a Sunday (sometimes twice and sometimes at a wedding on a Saturday – more pennies) I would then have a free one-hour organ lesson from the choirmaster. And please don’t read anything untoward into that. I really was learning to play the church organ -something which is the musical version of driving an articulated lorry in a cab that’s full of all the latest satnavs, gadgets and gizmos: two or more manuals (keyboards) arranged just within your reach, a set of pedals that have you splaying your legs out in both directions, playing on the side of your foot while trying to reach the swell pedal (that’s the large accelerator type thing that makes certain parts of the instrument louder, or quieter), setting up the stops on either side like a computer bank and then having to get your thumbs on your combinations while pulling on your principal and wresting with your rankette, dealing with your 8′ diapason, turning pages and all the time trying not to let your fingers off the keys because, once you do, the sound will stop; there’s no sustain pedal on an organ. Well, there wouldn’t be room for one.

In more detail…
Candlelit and festive

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. The music started and singing began. After a few glasses of wine the voice becomes so much more flexible, and a little louder. Mind you, I find that carols are always in the wrong key for me. I can start my Ding Dong Merrily quite happily on middle G and get through the first two lines but then it suddenly Glory-Alleluias somewhere in an as yet unexplored register where it’s probably best not to go. So I drop down an octave, which is fine until we come to start on the next verse and I am all over the place. I started singing in a West Country accent just to take the edge off it. I was sitting close to a microphone but apparently no one else noticed; only Neil beside me who was also singing a long ‘Al-dente’, or do I mean ‘Con fuoco’? Whatever, we all sang our way through several carols and Christmas songs, following the handy lyric sheet.

In more detail…
Future pop star

After about 45 minutes of this, during which Jean passed around the collection box for the orphanage, Lefteris and his assistants delivered the drinks and some mezethes, it was the turn of George-the-younger to entertain. I say ‘the younger’ to differentiate him between George the other guitarist who had been playing along with the carols. George-TY took up the singer’s chair, put on his head mic and started on a round of rousing and sometimes angry-sounding songs (in Greek) some of which he had written himself. He added in some witty asides and comedy moments (in English). He’s only about 16 or 17. Amazing talent – from everyone (including the floor show/dancing), much fun was had by all and, as I said, I hope much money was raised. That was the night before the night before Christmas and was a great way to spend a couple of hours and a few quid in the local kafeneion while bringing the community together and raising money for charity. It all happens here on Symi.

In more detail…
Wednesday morning