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Symi dances, music and instruments

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Interesting, the EU flag has been replaced…

I guess the first advertisement of the day is for the dance show on Sunday. Organised by the Women’s Association of Symi, this is Rhiannon Wheeler dance show which features ballet, jazz and tap from children aged from three to 52, if I include myself in the tap section. Which I do. That’s at the Opera House at 6.30 pm on Sunday evening. It usually runs for a couple of hours, with an interval, and the bar will be open. I hope.

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Afternoon light in a village lane

Before that though, on Friday, we have Koukoumas up at Agios Athanasios in the usual way. The local celebration of May Day and Husband Naming, this is a chance to come and see traditional Symi dances, hear traditional island songs and watch the ceremony as the unmarried girls of the village discover the name of their future husbands. That usually starts around 5.30 pm.

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And on a monastery wall

And also on Friday we will (apparently) be having another of those Greek crisis days the media is so fond of. Well, I don’t know what’s going on, but I suspect our government will have to change its promises, the ones they were elected on – some of which we all knew were lovely dear, but not really feasible. We shall see. But I do wish the UK press (and possibly other countries’ press) would stop scaremongering. Telling holidaymakers to bring cash only on holiday as banks might run out of money. Doh! Just stay calm, bring your usual and you’ll be fine. Well, you could bring extra as long as you spend it on local businesses, no one will mind that, but I doubt you will find a lack of notes. And if you do, well, then you’ll experience what it’s really like to live in Greece and get some bonus holiday value.

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The island is very green at the moment, especially where terraced and away from goats

And talking of a lack of notes, I took up the flute yesterday. I was brought up with a flute in the house, my brother played it from an early age, we used to do concerts together him on flute me on whisky, I mean piano. He was an orchestral player too, appearing with the Kent Youth Orchestra one year. (Berloiz’ Te Deum, I thought it was te-tedium; sorry, not a fan.) Through my vague musical career I have had a stab at: piano, organ (church), saxophone, recorder, violin, cello, clarinet, oboe, guitar (lead and acoustic), bass, accordion and a few teachers. The only thing I’ve never managed to get a note out of is a flute.

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Meanwhile in the harbour, the train’s a-runnin’!

So, with my new, second hand Boosey and Hawkes, I sat down, or rather stood up, for an hour yesterday with a few online instruction manuals and made myself very dizzy. I took up the tip of taking the mouthpiece on its own, blocking the end with a hand and blowing, and that worked, no problem. Then I did exactly the same with the mouthpiece attached to the rest of the gubbins and, nope, just a lot of air, light-headedness and frustration. But perseverance is the key, so later today another attempt will be made to get a sound from this, the (apparently) easiest of instruments to play – after the ukulele, the spelling of which is not the easiest to explain.

View from the balcony

Before we get started, the answer to yesterday’s ‘what novel is this quote from’ was indeed, Dracula. In this case the paperback ‘Essential’ Dracula by Leonard Wolf. I also have the hardback version, given to me by my mother on my 13th birthday, and a limited edition collector’s version (not annotated) given to me by Jenine and Ian on my 50th birthday. I won’t get started on the collectable Aurora horror kit model and the other Dracula stuff I have in the office. A bit of a fan. As might be Vicky Smith who was the first to get the answer – bravo you! When next on Symi you are entitled to buy a drink for a Neil Gosling of your choice.

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The ‘Panagia’ is in.

Today though I thought I would share our balcony views with you. I was out there yesterday morning, taking a break and eating my natural yoghurt from the pot (as it was almost empty). I could smell the neighbours’ washing on the line on the roof next door, I could hear the school bell ring, the crane on the new jetty was clanking about and, a bit later, the Panagia Skiadeni arrived announcing itself from a distance like it was about to make a charge at the enemy.

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Purple plant (I am not an expert in plant names, clearly)

And then I noticed a rather ‘off’ smell, which turned out to be one of those big purple things that come out at this time of year and I am not talking about over-sunned tourists. These ‘Judas’ plant things that smell like rotting don’t-ask and look wonderful. This one is on the bit of land next door, between us and the big mansion house.

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Work on the new jetty continues…

There are other flowers around though. Just nearby are some of these white and yellow things and poppies, they stand there embarrassed by the smell their fellow plant is giving off, but we don’t mind really. The pollen is doing nothing for hay fever sufferers, nor for Neil’s cold which he’s had for a couple of days now. Here’s hoping he is better by Sunday for the dance show; dress rehearsal tonight. And that remind me I need to turn up my trousers and iron a shirt or two. Better get on with it.

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Other kinds of plants along the path below

Can you guess the novel?

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Yialos was quite busy last Friday, day-trippers

Some random photos from Friday/Saturday today while I randomly ramble on about nothing in particular.

Talking of quotes, as we were yesterday, we were out on Monday evening and I said something I thought was funny. Neil made me write it down as I always say I will remember these things and I never do. So the next morning I found this piece of paper lying around the house and on it was written:

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Pedi pre-dawn

He shouldn’t be a man, let alone a woman.”

And I have no idea what it related to or why it was funny, and it had nothing to do with being at the kafeneion at the time; well, not too much to do with it at least. But thank you for the nice comments about yesterday’s quotes from the new book. Here’s another one, again spoken by a character and to be used as the heading for one of the chapters:

There are very few faces in this world that I don’t find attractive, and that woman has both of them.”

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Meanwhile back in Yialos

It’s a bit of a reworking of the quote that sometimes pops up at the top of these pages, in one of the revolving image headers. I have some more of those to go up at some point, maybe I should add some of these quotes too. Trouble is, they don’t really mean much out of context. Here’s another one for you, but remember the story is set in the fictional seaside resort of Middlestone on Sea. I should point out to any of my old school chums, friends from Romney Marsh and my family who may be reading, that Middlestone does more than vaguely resemble Littlestone on Sea mixed with Greatstone on Sea. And the quote is:

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And back in Pedi…

A man may be tired of life when tired of London, but when a man says he is tired of Middlestone, no one is surprised.’ Walter Farley-Fairystack (Traveller and Diarist) 1835 – 1921

Obviously that one was made up by me. Here is a random quote for you to mull over. I’m heading to the book shelf opposite me and taking down a very famous novel, I am going to open it to page 284 (today being the 28th of April) and write down the first sentence. See if you can figure out from that what the novel is. Here you go:

Good-bye, my dear. I pray God I may never see your sweet face again. May He bless and keep you!

And for a clue, the character is slightly barking-loony at this point. Well, he is throughout the whole story actually. No prizes, but can you guess the novel?

Thoughts on the writing process

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Going for a ramble in April

No, you haven’t missed anything, I missed Saturday, ‘no post’, as they sometimes say at the breakfast table. Reason? Well, probably due to a late night on Friday, which was due to live music at ‘the Secret Garden’, and we went there following a tap run-through with the full cast, and that followed on the heels (well, the heel-toes) of a lunch in Yialos, so it was all a rather long day on Friday which led to a long lie in on Saturday.

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Green terracing

It’s actually Sunday now, though this isn’t going up until Monday. And the point of today’s post, if there is one, is that I want to copyright a couple of quotes. I’m not sure it’s actually possible to do that but I have been working on a new book and come up with some quotes and I wanted to get them out and ‘published’ before anyone else came up with them, so we’ll know they came from my characters. (Assuming they’ve not been used already.)

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Village at dawn

Nothing very grand or thought provoking, just a bit of fun. The new novel is a comedy one so when I sit down to write a chapter I have to ‘let myself go.’ Basically just let it pour off the top of my head – though I would have been thinking the chapter through the day before, overnight, or even in my sleep. That’s why, if you see me staring off into space and apparently not listening to you, it’s usually because I am. Not listening I mean. I am trying to, but the scenes and characters in the next chapter are jostling for attention and the brain is trying to figure out a story. I don’t mean to be rude, but that’s how it is when I am in full flow writing mode. And that, after three months of not being able to get down to it, is a very nice thing indeed.

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Museum renovations (still not sure when it might reopen)

So, yes, I have to sit down, with the chapter point, the ‘POC’ as I call it (the point of the chapter – as every chapter needs to have a point to move the story forward) clear in my head, and then I just let it all hang out, or rather, pour out. I can go back and tidy up the mess later and knock things about, and see where my characters led me while I was doing that stream of consciousness thing. I often find myself heading off in directions that the previous day’s chapter-planning think didn’t take me. That’s always fun.

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Some blue flowers

Anyway, while doing all this, I have also set myself the task in the new book of starting each chapter with a quote. Only one is a real quote, but the others are made up. To use real, real quotes you have to pay people, but I think I am okay with the one from the vicar of Snargate who died in 1845 or something, I think that one is out of copyright. The rest are mine and here are two of my favourites. Actually, the first is Neil’s favourite (he being my first draft test driver has read the work so far) and the second one is my favourite. A brief explanation of each is given:

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Well really! A tree where you can recharge your mobile phone? Seen it all now.

The story is all about a new reality television show that is all about reviving remote British seaside towns with live variety shows where the local community get together and perform. The show is call ‘So you think we’re remotely interested?’ (Or just ‘Remotely’) and is a big hit. It’s coming to ‘Middlestone on Sea’ (“The beach at Middlestone was once celebrated, but sadly now even the tide has turned against it.” ‘Fading gems of the Kent coast’ – May Godbehere (1900 – 1962)) where the two young (main) characters both hang their hopes and dreams on being ‘discovered’ in the show. One, Gary Scott, is a theatre queen and comes out with: “What is theatre if not life, and what is life if not theatre?” That’s the one Neil liked.

The two main characters dislike each other, and one notes about the hated family next door: “The Hunter family are so in-bred, they don’t have ancestors, they have incestors.” And that’s the one I liked.

Remember you read it here first folks. Have a good day and I’ll be back with more rambles (possibly even about Symi, Greece or something interesting) tomorrow.

A quick morning ramble from this Greek island

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Jack, the Alarm Cat, now 12 and still going strong

A quick morning ramble from this Greek island: The wind has died down at last and there’s no more breeze through my window over the desk. Mind you, I have put masking tape over the gaps – a temporary solution. The sea below isn’t exactly flat, but there are no white bits, it’s just got a kind of shimmer thing going on. It’s grey, the sun is just coming up, the horizon tinted a mild orange over Turkey, and the streetlights have been switched off.

Yesterday we went to another tap rehearsal, the show is a week on Sunday. It’s later this year because of when Easter fell. It’s coming together. I wouldn’t say I am getting 100% of the right taps in the right place, but more or less. Parts of one of the dances I find so fast that my feet are already at terminal velocity and yet have to work faster to hit the right beats.

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The village in the early morning

I’ve only been out on two walks this week, Neil’s out now actually, at least the gate is open and he’s not around so I assume he’s jogged down to Pedi. I am now regularly woken by the indoor Alarm Cat at around five or five-thirty. So plenty of time to get up and get out before I settle down at the desk, but I really don’t fancy it in the cold and windy. Hopefully the wind has calmed for a while now so maybe tomorrow. Today’s daily workout will come in the form of a walk up the Kali Strata later, after I’ve been to town.

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Meanwhile, in Nimborio

The Alarm Cat is looking a bit tatty at the moment, shabby-chic they all it. His ears have gone pink and the black bits come and go, but spread a little more each time. His nose is currently in black mode, though only in part, and he’s been scratching above his ears and making himself bleed. We suspect it’s his skin allergy, tinted with a little pre-skin cancer. He is 12 after all, and white, and deaf, and a rescue Symi cat, so he’s done pretty well to get to this level of the game – not that I am saying he’s approaching ‘game over’, just that he’s getting on a bit (aren’t we all?). That’s why he is allowed the bed to share at night (I didn’t hear him at all last night, and didn’t get woken up by him walking up and down my head and sticking his tatty old nose in my ear. Today he woke me up by investigating the shelf outside the bedroom and knocking things to the ground.)

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Eye-eye!

But there we go, here come s Friday, and here comes some more work on the new book, I hope. I am adding a little to the first draft more or less every day. Meanwhile we continue to slowly edit ‘Lonely House’, Neil, who is now back from his jog, is working on his next year calendar and hopes to have one or two in a few weeks, to show folk when they come to visit, so there is some industry going on up here while the fishing boats go out down there, and the grey sea remains shimmering.