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Quiet Symi weekend

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Had the decorators in on Saturday

Hmm, not much writing done over the weekend, must try harder during the week. So close to the end of the first draft now, but the last few scenes are pretty complicated so I don’t want to rush them. I also need to write lyrics to a song and find a way of presenting the song, as that’s part of the big finale. I wonder if it’s possible to get someone to record it, when it’s written, and to have the recording online. Then put a link in the Kindle version to that page and one in the print version, so readers can go off and hear the song when they get to that point in the story. There’s an idea…

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Great paint effect but how to get it onto the walls like this?

I just need to write the song, get someone to record it for me… Meanwhile. I am looking out of my office window on a Sunday and the room around me is now a dusty, sandy, salmon-ish pink colour that has already been described as ‘light terracotta’, which sounds much better than pink. But it’s a warm colour, in the north facing room, and it looks very smart. Neil spent four hours on it on Saturday while I did the housework. I’ve moved furniture around as well to make room for the sofa bed which should be on its way afore long, we hope.

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And four hours later…

Saturday evening was given over to guests and more cat pampering by some of his fans, Viv in this case:

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Pampered cat

And Sunday was given over to more things around the house and a bit of chilling out. Neil went to get some money out, I did some baking in the recently cleaned oven (why do manufacturers call oven cleaner ‘Oven cleaner’ – it never actually cleans anything) and, as I write, we’re expecting friends for lunch. After that? Well, it’s a Sunday which usually means an afternoon in the square and possibly a quick meal at the taverna, but we will see. We have a 5.30 appointment tomorrow (Monday) morning with the ladies who want to see the sunrise and open some bubbles to celebrate a birthday. We said we’d walk up the road with them and then join them on our run back from the monastery. But in order for that to happen we have to get an early Sunday night and that’s not happened for the past few weeks.

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Guests admiring the view from the roof

Down in Symi town I can see the boats a coming and a going and life going on as usual. The soldiers have done their Sunday morning ritual at the war memorial, we can hear them singing from up here – they also come back in the evening to lower the flag. The tail end of some further-north thunderstorms has passed us by with a little cloud the other day, but now normal service has been resumed. The Poseidon is going out on its round the island boat trips, the shops and cafes are all open, the tavernas and bars too. At the house, the plants are growing (all but one) though the chilli seeds haven’t come up yet, the cat is still shedding more fur than he owns, somehow, and I spent 40 minutes hoovering the sofa on Saturday and it’s already attracting more white fur. Viv brushed off four handfuls on Saturday night and no doubt I could get the same from him today. Mind you, he does look much thinner after a good brushing.

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More pampered cat
Lonely House James Collins
Lonely House by James Collins

So, off into Monday we go and this week we have only one house guest planned, a lot of writing, and very little else. Perhaps I will even get draft one finished by this time next week? And remember, if you’ve not got a copy of ‘Lonely House’ as yet you can find a copy at Amazon here.  And if you’re a Kindle reader you can get the Kindle version here.  Bring either with you to Symi and I’ll happily sign your copy.

I know, I won’t sign your Kindle of course, I was only joking about that.

Amazon Kindle Paperwhite stuff

Friday morning – awoke to some clouds about and a cooler air temperature, but the clouds started to disperse through the morning and now, at around 11.00 the view from the office is quite acceptable.

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Friday office view

 

Not that I have much planned for the weekend, only: taking as much out of the office as I can, watching while Neil redecorates it for me, and then putting it all back in again. That’s Saturday. Sunday I plan to cook a lunch for a couple of friends who are coming over, and then take the rest of the day off. And before I know it, it will be Monday and back to the last few chapters of ‘Straight Swap,’ the new comedy novel, first draft, which is reaching its climax. I hope to get the draft finished in the next couple of weeks so I can put it to one side and do something else for a while. I’ll then come back to it and see where we are at.

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Thursday supper – super view, thanks for the hospitality A & J

 

I can’t remember exactly when the idea for ‘Straight Swap’ first occurred to me but I can remember where. I was crossing the sitting room in the old house on my way to get ready for work at the bar (in 2013) and Neil was watching a film about a boy and a girl who magically swapped bodies. It’s an old concept. I had one of those, “what if it was a gay/straight swap, how would that pan out?” moments. I started it as a film script idea, which is always a way of honing in on the actual story, but I gave up on that idea as there are a million film scripts out there doing nothing, and as I am not in a position to actually pitch and sell, and as I didn’t want to own the million-and-oneth unread film script, I decided on a novel. Someone else can adapt it after they send me the contract and option fee.

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Alarm Cat recharging his batteries

 

But that’s for later down the line (I wish!) – Oh that’s another title that would make a good film, ‘You Wish!’ available from Amazon, but only read it if you like kind of student, bawdy and a little bit raunchy, silly comedy set in Brighton. Meanwhile, another 20,000 words should see me at the end of ‘Straight Swap’ draft one. And in the meantime, have you heard of the new Amazon Kindle Paperwhite? Here’s in an unbridled advertisement for it which you might like to investigate. Follow the link – buy the product and you will be contributing 0.50p towards the Greek economy, which will probably make you the majority shareholder. Have a good weekend!

amazon kindle paperwhite
Click to go to Amazon

Amazon say:

  • Unsurpassed high-resolution 300 ppi display – reads like real paper
  • Now with Bookerly, our exclusive font, designed to read easily and comfortably at all sizes
  • Built-in adjustable light – to read day and night
  • Unlike tablets, no screen glare, even in bright sunlight
  • A single battery charge lasts weeks, not hours
  • Massive selection, low prices – over 1.5 million books less than £3.99 each
  • Lighter than a paperback, holds thousands of books
  • Without leaving the page, exclusive features help you build your vocabulary and learn about characters
  • With Kindle Unlimited, you can read as much as you want, choosing from over 800,000 titles and thousands of audiobooks

General ramble from Symi

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Yialos pre-dawn, around 5.20

Had a great piece of spam email in today, well, semi-spam I guess as it was from Amazon and I haven’t taken myself off their email list and I suppose I could do. But it’s worth staying on it for moments like this.

Dear James Collins, we thought you might be interested in these publications for your summer reading: ‘Symi 85600,’ By James Collins…. ‘Carry On Up The Kali Strata’ by James Collins….. ‘Village View, a year on Symi, by James…. I think the clue is in the question hon!

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To the east, pre-sunrise, around 5.40

And there’s a thing. Since when did everyone start calling each other ‘hon’? Facebook users will know what I mean. I know some people do use the word (and when they use it on me the flesh does tend to creep, sorry), but also a lot of people don’t; and yet they do when putting messages on FB. ‘Hi hon, how you doing?’ ‘Mind your own business and don’t call me hon, hon.’ ‘Okay hon.’ I mean, what’s all that about? And how much more American do we need to get?

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You know what this is

Anyway, it’s Thursday as I write, I’ve done my morning’s work, I’ve been up since 5.15 and we’ve walked/run up the mountainside to the monastery again and all the way back, and I’ve not really been out an about anywhere else recently, hence today’s images of the same old same old. I’ve had emails in from the UK keeping me up to date with what’s happening in Greece (a couple of gullets going out, the Symi Sea Dreams just came in, there’s a wood pigeon singing, the Alarm Cat’s asleep on the Louis Vuitton trunk) and telling me what is going to happen in Greece in the near future (a few more gullets will go out, the Symi Sea Dreams will come in, a wood pigeon will sing and the cat will sleep on the trunk) and perhaps I should think about stashing my money under the mattress. I would but I don’t have any to stash so there’s no point in doing that, is there?

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The Panagia going out at 6.30

I know, things are getting serious and the UK press (I can’t speak for other countries) are covering themselves, as is the UK Government from what I understand, and shuffling up to be in poll position to be able to say, ‘We did warn you,’ if anything untoward happens to a white family from Godalming if they have a bad experience with a hotel owner in Kalodosalopolos where they had to pay for a drink when they thought they were getting all inclusive – as some of the UK ‘Press’ do. You know how it is. We’re living in interesting times – and if the blog suddenly goes ‘dark’ you will know that we’ve run out of fuel for the power station, but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

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Keep flying the flag

So, in the meantime, eyes on the government and the situation, yes, but also on life and getting on with the day to day because you can’t change the fact that each day comes one at a time, until they don’t; and in that case it will cease to matter. So, I have things to do other than worry about ‘what if.’ There’s a book to be writing and a book to be promoting, there’s cat fur over everything to be picked up and stuck back on (see how he likes it), there’s a courtyard to be swept, a Sunday lunch to plan, for Sunday obviously, a soiree tonight to attend, a mountain to walk up tomorrow morning and all kinds of fun to be had. So, I’m off to get on.

Lonely House published

Lonely House James Collins
Lonely House by James Collins

Today we are forgetting all about Grexits and grubby British newspapers and turning our attention to an altogether much more palatable subject. Horror-Thriller novels. And mine in particular.

What’s that got to do with Symi? I hear you shout in a mass outcry of, ‘Oh Lord! What’s he going on about today?’ Well, it was written here, though it’s set somewhere else. And it is now published and available on Amazon (UK, Europe and Com) and also on Lulu and on Kindle. You can find it on Amazon.co.uk Kindle edition here.

And you can find the paperback version here.

Yes, it is a thriller and yes, there are some yucky bits in it, but nothing too yucky. In fact, I’ve been told by my ‘beta readers’ (hate that expression) that it’s more creepy/scary then gory horror. But still, make what you will of it. And if you do get a copy and read it please consider writing a review as the reviews on Amazon really do help. (Some for ‘the Judas Inheritance’ are quoted on the back of ‘Lonely House’ so you might end up in print yourself.

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Yesterday’s sunrise

That’s it for today, a plug for the new novel. I will be away now to carry on with the next one which is far funnier, far less horrific and a lot gayer than Lonely House. But, just so you know: here’s the blurb for LH:

“Drover and Pete are two hopeful drifters looking for a better life. Desperate for food, they break into an isolated house deep in a forest. There they accidentally shoot an old man just as the rest of his family arrive for a birthday gathering.

Under intense suspicion from the family, the boys attempt to cover up the accident. But they are not the only ones keeping a murderous secret. Mistrust and deception unearth a primeval ritual as the lies give way to a terrifying truth.

With time running out and a deadly force closing in, Drover and Pete’s survival rests on the strength of their friendship, but they must face some horrific choices in order to stay alive.”

James Collins is the author of The Judas Inheritance on which is based the forthcoming feature film The Thirteenth, starring Kurtis Stacey, Rebecca Grant, Wookie Meyer, Richard Syms, and Lorna Doyle. He lives and works in Greece. This is his ninth novel and second horror-thriller.

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Pedi bay water paterns

Newspaper nonsense on an historic day (possibly)

It’s Tuesday, it’s 45 minutes before the Greek Prime minister makes an announcement, thought, at the moment, to be about Greece leaving the Eurozone at the end of the month; possible clamp down on cash withdrawals from banks, possible limits on shifting money out of the country, and all kinds of other things going on. My contact in the UK sent me a link to the headlines of the British press this morning and I took a quick look to see what the news about Greece is:

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The same old sun is still coming up in the mornings

“Two chocolate Bars a day might cut strokes.” No, Mirror, won’t be able to import chocolate soon. Er: “Morning after pill can be sold to under-16s.” Possibly a bit late in certain places I can think of. No, that’s not it Guardian… “How chocolate can add years to your life.” Thanks Express, but I’ve been living by that belief for many years now. Keeps looking…

“Greedy dentists fleece families.” Well, if they are so greedy, D Mail (averts eyes), how come they clothing all those families in fleeces? I could do with a new one for the winter, thanks. “It’s boil Ascot!” got to be The Star. Get that fleece off, it’s June! Moves quickly on…

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The kantina is spruced up and now open in the evenings – great views, worth the walk

“Pope warns of ‘unprecedented damage’ from climate change.” Can only assume, Independent, that he got his info from a higher authority. “Starr sues ‘grope victim’ for £300k.” That’s from something called Free Metro… Keeps looking… “3 Mums, 9 Kids, 1 Hell.” Screams the Sun who are clearly reporting from Sotiris’ goat farm up the mountain, but no, not what I was looking for…

Ah ah! The Times, in its second leader, or whatever t’s called, “Greece in ‘state of emergency’.” Well, as far as I know it’s not, but it may be in eight minutes as it’s now nearly 14:00, the appointed hour for the PM to have a chat with us.

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Symi building in the dawn light

Financial Times: “Tsipras vows to resist ‘pillaging’ of Greece in blow to deal prospect.” A pretty big blow if he is indeed going to announce, in seven minutes that he is not paying the moneylenders their money so they can give him some more that he can use to pay them back with next time. (Sound like first class laundry service to me.)

And The Telegraph: “Greece on brink of Euro Exit.” At last! My headlines. Thanks for telling me that. Now I know what’s going on. Of course I should have just gone and read one of the 101 available Greek newspapers, which actually I do do from time to time, or watched the everlasting news programmes that are on, which I do less frequently now that I have Sim City BulidIt on my tablet.

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Our current morning target – fast walk up, careful jog down

If I sound flippant it’s because I am. I will let you know how the forthcoming Grexit (as it surely is a certainty now) affects us as it goes on. But so far, so good. And it might even get better for you coming on holiday as things should be cheaper, unless they’ve been bought in from abroad, like fuel and power, and gas, and supplies in which case, they might be the same price for you earning Euros, Sterling or Dollars etc. and more expensive for anyone earning Drachma. Ah, it’s two o’clock now, just need to post this up with some pics from the photo bag and I can go and see what’s to become of Greece for real. Meanwhile, I shall set about my two chocolate bars while I can still afford them.

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Panagia Skiadeni coming in at dusk

And, sorry to throw this in as what looks like an afterthought, but in more important and local news, I just learned from Michaelis at the Town Hall that Pacho, of Pacho’s kafeneion fame, has died. Very sad as I am sure a lot of people would have known him.