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Heaven by Anne Butler Rowlands

Heaven by Anne Butler Rowlands

In a minute I want to tell you about a new book, written by a friend of mine, but first: There’s a great sense of calm now that Easter had finished. Mind you, I did hear a couple more dynamite explosions on Tuesday morning. I woke up thinking it was Wednesday and wondered why the Blue Star had not been in. I also wondered if I should put the water on to top up the sterna, and then I remembered it was Tuesday. That’s what long weekends do to you, I guess.

Easter cooking, don;t ask about the hat.
Easter cooking, don’t ask about the hat.

The fridge is still teaming with leftovers and a couple of non-eaten puddings, some biscuits from Katarina and some other goodies brought by friends, or given as presents. The rest of my olive bread went to the bar with Neil on Monday and was seen to by people there, we still have half a cheesecake to think about, and the last of the lamb stew should do for today. After that, it’s back to the usual routine and less cooking. We did quite well on Easter Sunday with bread, cheesecake, chocolate mousse, angel cakes and a full roast. We had lunch at around two, and I didn’t need to eat again until Monday lunchtime. There are still chocolates and a few Kinder eggs to get through. Anyway…

Olive bread
Olive bread

And now, the book  ‘Heaven’, by regular Symi visitor Anne Butler Rowlands.

 'Heaven', by regular Symi visitor Anne Butler Rowlands.
‘Heaven’, by regular Symi visitor Anne Butler Rowlands.

‘Heaven’, by Anne Butler Rowlands is described as: “‘Kapotheni’ has transformed itself from a ruined island into a playground for tourists. These eighteen linked stories highlight the funny, the tragic, the sinister, and the erotic aspects of the lives of the increasing crowds of middle-aged travellers and settlers, as they encounter the culture of a small Aegean community. In an exploration of the ways in which affection, love and lust forge links between diverse people, the light and dark aspects of sexuality thread through these stories, behind which lies the island, where the local community welcomes in the exhausted, the disillusioned, the sad and the lonely, giving warmth and hope to those who take the risk of meeting the new and the strange.”

And, described by me on the back cover as: “‘An idyllic island, glittering seas, blue skies, devious deeds…the stories are told with heart-piercing truth. Each one is a star in a deliciously dark firmament. Heaven is not just for the righteous.’ James Collins author of Remotely and The Judas Inheritance.”

And why am I pointing this out? Well, it won’t take a great leap to work out where ‘Kapotheni’ actually is. Regular visitors to Symi might even recognise some places, and possibly even some of the local characters. I’m not going to say too much more right now, but if you want to add another Symi inspired book to your collection, then click here for the Kindle or print version of ‘Heaven’, by regular Symi visitor Anne Butler Rowlands.

Easter
Easter

Back to the blog

Back to the blog

And we’re back to normal, or what constitutes normal around here. Easter has come and gone, and so have my few days off. It’s actually Monday today, as I’m writing, so I am back to getting blog posts ready the day before I publish them; back into the old routine. I’ve got a few photos I took over the weekend, Saturday in Yialos, the calm sea on two mornings, one misty one clearer, lots of food and some fireworks on Sunday (those photos coming soon).

Symi Easter photos
A calm start to the weekend

I managed to sleep through the Saturday night celebrations and dynamite, there was quite a lot of it apparently. I heard the bangs on Sunday night, right up until around half two in the morning, as I couldn’t sleep. Maybe too much chocolate mousse. There was a great firework display from the Town Hall on Sunday, plus their annual roast in the square and along the harbour. On Saturday, there were at least two day-boats in, if not more, and plenty of visitors and locals out enjoying the good weather and the Easter celebrations. The Blue Star made a trip to Kastalorizo for the weekend, and I know some Symi folk want on that, and the Panagia Skiadeni, now back to its Rhodes-Panormitis-Symi runs, was here as well.

Symi Easter photos
A misty morning

I’ll ease you back into my day to day blogging with a few more photos and then go and enjoy the rest of my bank holiday, during which I also have to find us a new washing machine and some outdoor furniture. Now then, where did I leave that catalogue…

Symi Easter photos
Neil was busy at work
Symi Easter photos
Busy at Trata
Symi Easter photos
The new kiosk-shop opposite the end of the bridge.
Symi Easter photos
One of Saturday’s boats from Rhodes
Symi Easter photos
Plenty of fresh veg

Happy Easter from Symi Dream

Happy Easter from Symi Dream

Here’s wishing you a Happy Easter, if you celebrate it, or if you simply find yourself with some holiday time. I’m going to leave the blog for a few days and put my feet up, I’ll be back early next week.

Meanwhile, here are a few recent photos to keep you going and, if you’re short of something to read, then here are some ideas for you. To start you off, my novel, ‘Jason and the Sargonauts’ will be free on Amazon Kindle over the weekend. The link is below. Here’s the release:

Jason and the Sargonauts

Symi Dream images‘Jason and the Sargonauts‘ will be free on Kindle over the Easter period – from April 14th for five days only.

Set on the Greek island of Symi, the story concerns a holiday rep, Jason, and his group of guests on their SARGO holiday. To keep his job, and stay on the island he loves so much, Jason must invent an excursion and sell it – and he must do it now. His grandmother, one of his guests, gives him an heirloom left to him by his grandfather who was on Symi during WWII. Inside, they find a musical treasure map that will lead them to ‘The Golden Fleece.’ But others have got wind of this and soon an old family feud is revived as Jason sets off, with his assortment of elderly guests, to track down the Fleece and unlock the mystery.

“This is Dan Brown meets Whitehall Farce with a bit of education about Symi’s history thrown in for good measure. Set on the Greek island of Symi, it’s a fast-paced whodunit with lots of laughs and loads of page turning moments. Yes, it was hard to put down.

This book deserves a large audience and stands up there with the best novels about contemporary Greece.”

‘Jason’ on Amazon: https://goo.gl/fE13Q7

Remotely

Remotely

If you’re up for some comedy, then ‘Remotely; may appeal; to you. Here’s the blurb and the link.

Remotely‘ is a gay/straight body-swap comedy that pokes fun at British reality television.

Britain’s newest and most pointless TV talent competition is coming to Middlestone-On-Sea. ‘So You Think We’re Remotely Interested?‘ has taken Friday night viewers by storm as it streams live variety shows from remote, provincial theatres across Britain. The theatre with the most audience votes wins regeneration and revival, and lord knows, Middlestone-on-Sea needs both.

The dying seaside backwater rests its hopes on the performance of two ex-best friends, gay Gary and straight Stag.

The visiting celebrity judge, the mysterious and timeless Miss P, knows that for all to be well, they must mend their broken friendship. But there is no success without trial. She magically swaps Gary and Stag into each other’s bodies. Secrets are learned, comedy ensues, and yet the community remains divided.

Rifts must be healed, differences accepted, and bodies swapped back before the season grand finale in four days’ time otherwise Middlestone will lose everything.

“Once you start on James Collins’ coming of age, body-swap comedy, you won’t be remotely interested in putting it down.” G. J. Mugwatch MP

Some Amazon reviews for James Collins

James Collins
My Amazon author page

“Brilliantly observed and a wicked wit.”

“Lots of laughs and loads of page turning moments. Yes, it was hard to put down.”

“Another unputdownable book that had me engrossed from beginning to end, and chuckling.”

“Finished this book yesterday and oh so amusing, would love to see it as a film.”

“More, I want more! I truly could not put this book down.”

You can find all of my books on my Amazon Author Page here.

Happy Easter, again, and here are some Symi photos.

Happy Easter from Symi Dream
Church architecture
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
Sunny Yialos
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
Boats are in
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
Yialos
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
Working on the land
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
Ready for Easter?
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
The view across to Turkey
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
The ‘Judas plant’ coming out for Easter
Happy Easter from Symi Dream
What are you up to?

A little fall of rain

A little fall of rain

All those people arriving yesterday from the yUk for their summer on Symi brought the weather with them. It’s an old joke, but actually quite a welcome one. On Tuesday, we were sitting outside with friends having lunch in the shade, and on Wednesday morning we were sitting inside at home with the rain coming down. Just a bit of cloud and some much-needed rain for the plants though, and like everything else in life, it will pass. The weekend, Easter, looks to be good weather and so I’m not complaining.

A little fall of rain
Takis Leather is up and running

As you might imagine, there have been many church services, much ringing of bells and lots of pre-Easter activity. Houses are painted up, and outsides are clean, paths have been weeded, and the white or blue lines between the paving stones also painted again, in some cases. There is a Town Hall barbeque on Sunday afternoon, there will be the midnight mass on Easter Saturday, there has already been some dynamite and many bangers being let off, and we’ve ordered a leg of lamb from Sotiris for Easter Sunday.

A little fall of rain
Harbour gift shops ready to welcome visitors

In more close-to-home news, I’ve sent off for my passport renewal, keeping a photocopy of my old one in case it’s needed in the meantime. We’ve been working on the next novel and want to get it out before May 19th, so that it is eligible for an Amazon new novel promotion, so watch this space (again) for more definite news. Only a few more chapters to set up and it’s ready to go through the publishing process. I’ve also been reading the draft of ‘Symi, Stuff & Nonsense’ and making myself chuckle, so that bodes well. I hope to have that one ready by the end of the year at the very latest.

A little fall of rain
Sunny Kalistrata the other day

Other than that, it’s a quiet time at home with not a lot of news. We’re just enjoying watching everything come back to life after the winter. We were at Rainbow the other afternoon watching the way the neighbours send their children out into the street to play. The children were only little, but everyone knows they will be watched by other neighbours in the area, so no one is worried. The older children were playing football in the square and throwing the occasional banger to ward off evil, and, I suspect, scare each other. The simple joys of growing up safe and looked after; always a pleasure to see.

A little fall of rain
Fresh fruit and an old millstone to put in your bag for life

Anyway, I’m in danger of rambling about nothing as I get this ready before heading down to Yialos to meet friends and have a look around. I may need a coat for the first time in a few weeks, but hopefully, the rain will have passed by then.

Passport, the dreaded Brexit and the cat

Passport, the dreaded Brexit and the cat

First, a quick walk on Monday morning. From the village square, through the village and down to the road, along and up a bit and then turning off to the Pedi Valley, down the right-hand side, across the old riverbed and on to Pedi, along the bay a little and back up the road, a quick stop off at the supermarket and back to the square. One hour thirty, just over three miles, or, for me, around 7,000 steps. Pleasant weather, lots to plant life, not too many butterflies yet, plenty of sheep, goats, lambs and kids, people working on their plots of land, and the sea to look at half way through the walk. Very nice thank you.

Passport, the dreaded Brexit and the cat
Walking through the village

We were putting up ‘celebration lights’ in the courtyard the other day. These are what were once called ‘fairy lights’ (and still are in my vocab), but presumably certain online traders have changed the title to an all-encompassing, non-threatening, non-judgemental, everyone friendly term so as not to offend anyone who is terribly ‘PC’ and might object to the word ‘fairy.’ We don’t want to upset Tinkerbell or anything, do we? Anyway, we were putting up a string before the vine grows back so that when it does it, the lights will twinkle (‘flicker’, in case we upset anyone else) through the leaves. Neil was up a ladder, and I was holding it. I looked up and there, right above him, was some kind of large eagle surrounded by swallows. I think it was a short-toed eagle, like the one we saw the other day. Rather fabulous, I thought. I couldn’t rush to get my camera for fear of knocking Tinkerbell of his perch, so you’ll have to take my word for it.

Passport, the dreaded Brexit and the cat
Working on the land

And on into the week. A few things planned for today (Tuesday) including sending off my passport for renewal. This will leave me without one until the new one comes back, or gets rejected for some obtuse reason, but I should be okay. In case you were wondering, a UK passport renewal costs £103.00 (roughly) including the return postage, you need to fill the form in online, then print off the declaration and sign it, supply two photos (no need to be signed) and your existing passport, plus proof of address. Always a funny one that, for us on Symi. I have a letter from a UK local authority (that is within a year old), but I had to print it myself from an email as the authority are reluctant to send out printed matter. I queried this with the HM Passport Office, and they said it should be fine – that’s where I can see there being a problem if there are any at all. It was a very easy process.

Passport, the dreaded Brexit and the cat
The grass is always greener…

I was distracted by a link I found on the site to where I could read the UK government’s proposals for the Brexit future or something. It was titled along the lines of ‘The Rose-Tinted Vision for Post-Brexit UK’ and had lovely photos of a happy, smiling PM and her minions reading this and cheerily signing away that, with subtitles such as, ‘The Way Forward (turn the clocks back)’, ‘A Stronger Britain (without Scotland, trade, essential workers, etc.), and ‘What Brexit Means for You (costly imports, racist bashings depending on your colour, loss of your freedoms and rights, bleak future for your children’, and all that – in the end I couldn’t bring myself to read it due to the intelligence numbing rhetoric, deciding instead to come back to it when I felt a bit stronger. The day I was doing it (yesterday) was the anniversary of my father’s death and, although I am fine with that now after 20 years, I know he will be hammering his Mayor’s gavel in a furious response to what his country is doing to itself. I’ll read it another day.

Passport, the dreaded Brexit and the cat
Proper photgrapher

But the day was also Jack’s 14th birthday, and thank you for his birthday wishes. I have relayed them to him. He just stared at me and wanted feeding as usual. Apart from the fact he is deaf, he is also Greek, I was speaking in English and, after all, he’s a cat. But he had a better day than the day before when his ear was bleeding over the Turkish rug and other parts of the house. He’s ‘dry’ in the ears now, but a bit piebald with dried blood, bless him. It comes and goes and he’s gone to celebrate his birthday up on his favourite roof, in the sun. And I am off to ramble on about something else elsewhere.

Passport, the dreaded Brexit and the cat
Packed fishing boat, Pedi