It’s Thursday morning as I write this in readiness for tomorrow. The wind is howling somewhat, the sea is grey and troubled, the Patmos is currently still in the Saronic Gulf, but at least it is on its way, and it’s due into Symi tonight at 19.30, instead of yesterday morning – news of which will be of no use to anyone reading this. I’m just catching you up with my Symi news as I sit here in my dressing gown, sniffing and coughing, but getting on with it. This warm, wet and windy weather is forecast to stay with us off and on until after the weekend, during which time, I must finish off these travel tales. Which brings me neatly onto the next one.
Today, because this is a shorter and rather dull text compared to the others, let’s start with a bonus picture. The bear I was talking about yesterday.

To Prague on an unusual Christmas Eve
The itinerary of this trip had been spreadsheeted to death, and the column of ‘Main Event’ for the sixth day of the journey read, ‘Travel. Travel. Soup in a bread roll and beer. Melody Apartment, Prague.’
It was a day for being on the move, and, thanks to the preplanning, it all went smoothly. The 10.07 from Salzburg to Linz – on time. Half an hour or so to wait in Linz. Onward 11.45 to Prague, a 3.45-hour journey where it was possible to see the countryside and culture change outside the window.

From the industrial sites on the edge of Salzburg, and stops with Teutonic sounding names, to flat landscape, snow, and changing architecture.

There was plenty of time for eating, much to the delight of at least one member of the party, so the day began with breakfast aboard. This involved shopping in Salzburg station for anything that would go with apple strudel, and enough supplies to see us through the long journey, which was to be a total of nearly six hours from station to station to station accommodation.
During the journey (I forget what train we were on, but it was before Christmas Day), we had Christmas carols playing on Jenine’s phone. We were in our own compartment, like old-fashioned corridor trains had, so we weren’t disturbing anyone, and there was no chance of being told off by a bullying Italian as it wasn’t a quiet carriage anyway. Whatever, this gave Neil and I the opportunity to present a little present. Having found Michael Bauble’s version of Silent Night on the phone, it played and we signed along in BSL. We’d only learnt the second verse the night before, so that was a bit touch and go, but we managed. Then, all four of us learnt the first verse, and from then on, every time we heard it playing throughout our journey, at least one of us would sign along.
[Here’s the link to the YouTube video we learnt from. Apart from anything else, it’s lovely to watch.]

There’s not much else to tell you about this day, which was the most un-Christmasy Christmas Eve I’ve yet encountered. It was easy to forget what day it was, not because of doing too much in a short time, but because the day didn’t matter.
Since moving to Symi in 2002, we have spent every Christmas bar two with the logical family, and over the years, a Christmas Eve routine has evolved. The day usually starts with last-minute purchases of wine, sherry, port, and other unnecessary extras, and the last-minute gathering of presents. Around midday, to save too much haulage on Christmas Day, we’d shuffle off to Jenine’s house ladened with bags of gifts, games and bottles. There, we’d sit at the table en famille, peeling potatoes, making stuffing with the boys (not a euphemism), wrapping bacon around sausages (nor is that), and keeping an eye on Neil so he doesn’t throw the sprouts in the bin. Later, in the afternoon, we’d wobble home to watch a Christmas film (either Polar Express or Die Hard), and wake the next morning to do it all again with more excess.
This Christmas Eve morning passed by in a blur of railway stations, views and later, snow. I have to admit, we were ladened with bags, and weighted down with shopping before we reached our rented apartment not far from Wenceslas Square in Prague, so that could have been construed as Christmas Eve-ish, but what a place it was.
New to the dreaded Airbnb market, the owners had given us a special price, and what we had in return was outstanding. I made a video, but the soundtrack isn’t suitable for sensitive ears, so walk with me…
A security number to enter the lobby, a key to operate the lift up five floors. Enter the apartment through a secure door to find a hat stand… A Hat stand! My Hiker had a home.

A long hallway full of cupboards, and a double bedroom with a bathroom opposite. (Heated towel rails – I’ve just ordered a small one for home.) Then, we come to a dining/sitting room with a table large enough for eight, a large TV, a fully-equipped kitchen, including baffling coffee machine and dishwasher, a sofa bed made up for our fifth member who couldn’t make the trip, and plenty of heating. Then, a second wing with a huge bedroom and en suite bathroom, and all kitted out in a modern, elegant way. We could want for nothing in this place, and we soon made ourselves at home. It became Christmasy when Jenine blew up an 18” inflatable Christmas tree from Temu and plonked it on a random table.
The only thing on the to-do list that evening was a pre-booked meal, because turning up on the doorstep in such places on Christmas Eve would only lead to disappointment. In this case, we saved the ‘Soup in a bread roll and beer’ for another day (when we would include an appropriate comma), because we hadn’t been able to advance book a restaurant close by that served it, and so, we had an Indian meal at an atmospheric and well-designed basement restaurant not far from the apartment. Apart from Jenine leaving her new and much cherished bobble hat there (or losing it on the way home), everything was wonderful and dandy.
As was the cold walk back among more twinkling lights. I think we watched a film… Or was that before going out? I know we moved the dining table, and at one point, us three blokes were camped out on the sofa bed having a laugh about something, and it was below zero outside, but it didn’t matter, and there were no potatoes to peel, and no sprouts to guard. All was well, and we were looking forward to our two Christmas Day treats – which I will talk about next week.
The Gallery
So that you have something to view over the weekend, the gallery today includes some images that Neil took with a real camera. There are more somewhere, and these are mainly Innsbruck, but among today’s gallery photos, you will see: Jenine’s bobble hat (before it went missing on Christmas Eve), the hideous but award-winning funicular railway station, Santas in gondolas in Venice, a lot of snow, and cathedral details. Enjoy your browse, and have a good weekend.

























































































